Suburbs, Colleges, Mortgages, Banks, Couches, Stuff, and Furniture Now in Your Bibles!

There are many modern words in your home Bibles now. The attack on scriptures by the enemy is astounding, and the denial by “learned” scholars, ministers, pastors and clergy is just as astounding.

How can it be that people who have been in the Word so much of their lives cannot see that modern words like suburbs, colleges, stuff, bank, couches, handkerchiefs, etc. are now corrupting their own King James Bibles? Not only can they not see it, but they attack everyone who does.

How did these changes take place in Bibles that were printed in many cases decades or even centuries ago? I do not know the exact mechanism by which this was accomplished. I suspect that it is supernatural and Satanic for reasons given in other articles written here.

As you will see below the changed words cause havoc on the syntax, grammar, punctuation and logic of the verses. You’ll also see the damage done to Biblical doctrines. Proving that these words were never in the original King James Bible.

For centuries the King James Bible has been held up as one of the most majestic works of literature ever written in any language. These new errors were not there before I can assure you!

One of the TELLS that these words are substitutes is the poor word syntax that is left behind after the word swap. For example:

Genesis 31:34 (KJV)

34 Now Rachel had taken the images, and put them in the camel’s furniture, and sat upon them. And Laban searched all the tent, but found them not.

Please go confirm this change for yourselves. Furniture is the wrong word leaving the reader with a nonsensical, and awkward sentence. It used to be saddle, not furniture! Oh, and images used to be idols. Originally the issue here was about false idols, but you’d never know that from reading this passage now.

The aim of this website is to build a forensic case for the crimes committed against God and His Word. We already know the M.O. of our number one suspect Lucifer. He is the destroyer, corrupter, liar, false witness, accuser, and twister of God’s Words. Let us look at more of these supernatural changes for his fingerprints.

Numbers 35:3 (KJV)

And the cities shall they have to dwell in; and the suburbs of them shall be for their cattle, and for their goods, and for all their beasts.

The words pasture lands was substituted with suburbs. This is very awkward since we don’t raise cattle, or beasts of the field in the suburbs.

Joshua 21:19 (KJV)

19 All the cities of the children of Aaron, the priests, were thirteen cities with their suburbs.

Should be pasture lands. There are over one hundred verses polluted with the modern word suburbs now.

This is the suburbs!

Ezekiel 27:28 (KJV)

28 The suburbs shall shake at the sound of the cry of thy pilots.

In this verse we have the added new word pilots as well. The word here was seamen. But, from a modern perspective this makes sense because pilots usually live in the suburbs.

Let’s move right along.

2 Kings 22:14 (KJV)

14 So Hilkiah the priest, and Ahikam, and Achbor, and Shaphan, and Asahiah, went unto Huldah the prophetess, the wife of Shallum the son of Tikvah, the son of Harhas, keeper of the wardrobe; (now she dwelt in Jerusalem in the college ; ) and they communed with her.

Did you know there were colleges in those days? I didn’t either. Both the wink emoticon after the word college and the word college are mocking us in this verse.

2 Chronicles 34:22 (KJV)

22 And Hilkiah, and they that the king had appointed, went to Huldah the prophetess, the wife of Shallum the son of Tikvath, the son of Hasrah, keeper of the wardrobe; (now she dwelt in Jerusalem in the college : ) and they spake to her to that effect.

The scripture used to read second quarter, not college. So, not only is the new word college mocking us, but also the emoticons and the very bad punctuation of the emoticon itself.

We covered the emoticons much more in depth in another article Here, if you care to take a look.

Of course no suburb would be complete with out colleges and banks.

Luke 19:23 (KJV)

23 Wherefore then gavest not thou my money into the bank, that at my coming I might have required mine own with usury?

The switched word here is bank. It used to be moneychangers. You see everyone knows that Jesus drove out the moneychangers (Biblical banksters) who robbed the poor by usury. Moneychangers were bad, banks are “good”.


Nehemiah 5:3 (KJV)

Some also there were that said, We have mortgaged our lands, vineyards, and houses, that we might buy corn, because of the dearth.


1 Timothy 6:10

“For the love of money is the root of all evil”. We know who rules the moneychangers, I mean banks.

In the suburbs you need lots of stuff to keep up with the Jones’. Stuff is a modern day idol. We covered the subject in greater detail Here.

In the Old Testament:

Genesis 31:37
Whereas thou hast searched all my stuff, what hast thou found of all thy household stuff? set it here before my brethren and thy brethren, that they may judge betwixt us both.

In the New Testament:

Luke 17:31

In that day, he which shall be upon the housetop, and his stuff in the house, let him not come down to take it away: and he that is in the field, let him likewise not return back.

Virtually every Bible version now has the word “Stuff” supplanting the originally printed words such as: goods, belongings and possessions. There are currently, as of this writing 13 verses in both the New and Old Testaments with the modern word “stuff” inserted. Ah,but what would the suburbs be without colleges, banks and now stuff.

In the suburbs you would expect to find couches, but not in the Bible. After all the couch wasn’t even invented until 1895 by Mr. Couch himself.

Genesis 49:4 (KJV)

Unstable as water, thou shalt not excel; because thou wentest up to thy father’s bed; then defiledst thou it: he went up to my couch.

And from the New Testament:

Luke 5:24 (KJV)

24 But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power upon earth to forgive sins, (he said unto the sick of the palsy,) I say unto thee, Arise, and take up thy couch, and go into thine house.

So, we have suburbs, colleges, banks, stuff, couches, furniture, and even pilots in the Bible. All to appeal to the modern mind. There are many more examples we will be addressing in upcoming articles. Right now we are methodically building a case against the crimes being committed by the enemy against God and His Word.

Thank you to all of our brothers and sisters in Christ Jesus, please remember us in your prayers!

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2 Replies to “Suburbs, Colleges, Mortgages, Banks, Couches, Stuff, and Furniture Now in Your Bibles!”

  1. I am astounded that almost everyone to whom I speak of this matter tends to make up some reason or excuse as to why the Bible we grew up with is not what we remember. My sister seems unaffected by scripture such as Numbers 24:8 and 23:22 that state, ‘God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an “unicorn” …’ However, I got her attention with Isaiah 36:12 which states, ‘… hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?’ Let me end by saying, always keep your faith simple as it was meant to be by doing two things as spoken by Christ: ‘… love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.’

    1. Thank you Billy for this insightful comment, I’ve noticed this as well that everyone who gets it seems to have a certain verse that shocks them into knowing that their Bibles are truly changing. For me it was Isaiah 11:6, “the lion shall lie down with the lamb”. Not “the Wolf shall dwell with the lamb…”: For a friend of mine it was changes to 1st Cor 13:13 “faith, hope and love”. she knew it was not “faith, hope and charity”. Yet for another it was the Lord’s Prayer changes.

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